CAT
This is a cat that has nine lives.
I know a cat that has nine cloves.
It seems to have a nose for the cloves it grows.
I know a llama who ate nine olives.
It lived in Oklahoma but moved to the Bahamas,
’Twas the llama’s decision to move to the Bahamas,
but it’s happier now, it’s the cat’s pajamas. |
DOG
A city dog
A dirty city dog
A gritty dirty city dog
A nitty gritty dirty city dog
Not a pretty witty giddy city dog
Not a silly celebrity dog from Cincinnati.
Ooh whah, ooh whah, doo whah ditty,
I’m talkin’ ’bout the dog from New York City. |